- Fontaine: If you're stupid say "what".
- Fontaine: Would you kindly say "what"
- Jack: What
- Fontaine: OH MAN
- Fontaine: OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST
- Fontaine: I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME
- Fontaine: OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- Fontaine: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
And the last time I had a briefing with Anderson, he told me to take care of you. The guy leading the resistance - on EARTH! - is worried about you! And I’m supposed to help!
- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
We’re in a race to save the galaxy, and you want to have ‘Q and A’ with a VI?
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